Are you smarter than an infant? Do you like to hit people with bananas and then call them dirty smelly apes? Like, oh my god, my little dog fits right into my Prada. With tv and internet we are subjected to dumb people all the freaking time and not just stupid celebrities. People are looking to make that quick dollar and will do anything for it. People stupid enough to put themselves in the public eye while doing stupid things has somehow become a big part of American entertainment.
Shows on TV have gotten way out of hand with making dumb people and stupid celebrities the focus of American entertainment. Jay Leno has Jaywalking which proves that people are stupid enough to not know who our president is or believe that Hawaii is a country. Of course we watch because Hawaii is a country, right? Didn't we like fight them in WW2? Dear God, where are we headed? Public schools have taught us nothing. Or maybe they’ve helped make us the stupid people we are.
How about being Smarter than a Fifth Grader? This is American entertainment at its finest and a perfect example of how dumb people can be. Red plus blue equals green and two to the second power is just wrong. One is the most powerful number not second. That show makes people feel stupid at home, but at least we are not on national TV spilling our brains...or what little brain we have left. We have stupid celebrities for that. In just one hour we must put all our hope into a fifth grader who may have been absent on US president day. Oh well, we've had like a hundred presidents so I got a 50/50 shot, right?

Another show that is just plain stupid is Jackass. They got two movies out of it too. Hey some of their antics are funny. Watching a guy stuff a condom full of cars up his butt or a cartful of idiots racing to their death in a supermarket parking lot is just hilarious. Pain on other people brings laughter tears to my eyes. I am convinced that people love this. These "jackasses" are always coming up with ways to light themselves on fire or snort wasabi. Tune in next week kids as Steve-o and the gang swallow fish and spit them back up. Wait, that already happened.

Paris Hilton. That's all I have to say. She is dumb, dumb, dumb. Wait, that's hot. She has this new show, find my new best friend or something like that. It is to replace the show she did with Nicole Richie, her old best friend. God, I'm intrigued now. Well kids it all starts with women who love Paris and they must be her friend. Like, they will die if they're not. Sounds crazy right? These women cry and fight all while Paris sits back and criticizes them for it. Next season Paris looks for her new best dog. Don’t underestimate stupid celebrities, they’re capable of anything.

We have gotten dumb people. And not just with our TV show, don't forget the commercials. What would a tv show be without commercials for other dumb programming and movies and whoppers. I love a greasy sandwich! No samich, no sandwich. Oh well, at least I have people getting made over on channel 3, they need it, or people races on channel 4. Literally people lying on the ground acting like a sled going down a hill. Who says comedy is dead? I mean the winner gets 1000 dollars and their name and face on TV.